Another cheap shot at ex-Pres Clinton
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There's one thing I want you to know. There's a box under my bed and I don't want you to look in it until I die.”
Hillary agreed to this but, over the years, the curiosity got the better of her and she finally looked in it. She found three empty beer cans and $844 in cash.
When she asked Bill about the beer cans, he replied, "I put a beer can in the box each time I cheated on you.”
Hillary said, “Well, that's not so bad after all these years, you being a politician and traveling and all.”
Then she said, “But what about the 844 dollars?”
Bill replied, “Well, whenever the box gets full, I cash the cans in.”